What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

A: Paddy O'Furniture!

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How did you prepare for today?

red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

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What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

Why do the Irish wear kilts?

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What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

A: Paddy O'Furniture!

What's Sarah Palin's favorite thing to do in the summertime?

Parah Salin.

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What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

What's Irish and sits outside?

Paddy O'furniture