What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

A: Paddy O'Furniture!

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Wall-sits.

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What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture

How do you sink an Irish submarine?

A: Knock on the hatch.

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What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

A: Paddy O'Furniture!

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Parah Salin.

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What do you call an Irishman sitting in your Backyard?

Paddy O'Furniture

What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture