Summertime Jokes

What's Sarah Palin's favorite thing to do in the summertime?

Parah Salin.

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What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

A: Paddy O'Furniture!

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

What's the most dangerous animal in Alaska?

Sarah Palin

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What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What do you call an Irish phone technician who's always calling in sick?

Crock o'Dial.

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral?

There's one less drunk.