What's black hairy and writes under water?

A ball-point gorilla!

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What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

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Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

What's yellow and writes?

A ball point banana!