What's black hairy and writes under water?

A ball-point gorilla!

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How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?

Spring water

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What is written on Ronald McDonald's gravestone?

McRIP

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Snort stories