What's black hairy and writes under water?

A ball-point gorilla!

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How do you get a German out of the bath?

A: Turn on the water.

What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

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Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes !