What's black hairy and writes under water?

A ball-point gorilla!

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Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?

She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

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Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright?

Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'

What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)