What's black hairy and writes under water?

A ball-point gorilla!

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Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

What did the bell say when it fell in the water?

I'm wringing wet.

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What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written : Open here.