Why can't bicycles stand on their own?

They are two tired

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What does E.T stand for?

Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.

What do you call a robotic lizard that can't stand up?

Ereptile dysfunction.

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How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)