Why can't bicycles stand on their own?

They are two tired

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What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

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What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Why did the bicycle fall down?

because it was two-tired.