Why can't bicycles stand on their own?

They are two tired

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What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

Annette.

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

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What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ?

Petal !