American History Jokes

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

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What do you call the most successful vasectomist in American history?

American Snipper

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.

What is the difference between a feminist and a cat?

One of them is annoying, dangerous, hairy, lazy, disgusting and filthy and the other one is just a feminist

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How did voldemort look like when he was hiding in albania?

Pretty gaunt

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

European Jokes More European Jokes

What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Why can't a blonde dial 911?

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.

Why was 10 traumatized?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11

119 Jokes More 119 Jokes

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

Long Distance Jokes More Long Distance Jokes

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

What's the difference between an Arab and an American wife?

The age