American History Jokes

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

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What do you call the most successful vasectomist in American history?

American Snipper

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What are you when you're in the bathroom?

European

How can you tell if a Redditor is European?

Don't worry, he'll tell you

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Whats another meaning for a women?

Finger puppet

When someone ask me... How are you?

I answer back... You mean in bed

American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you call an unfriendly American from the 60's?

An anti-socialist

What do you call a person who speaks three languages?

Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer?

Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"

What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

What do you call a good looking tractor?

Attractor

Long Distance Jokes More Long Distance Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

Who was that on the phone Fred?

Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees