9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
American Snipper
Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
The last one out is meant to get the Wights
Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW
One was planned.
Pole Position
Eurapoopin. -my daughter
An American police officer.
Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.
A woman will buy something on sale even if she doesn't need it. A man will buy something he needs at full price. Then, what is the difference between a black woman and a black man? The black woman will steal something she doesn't need. The black man goes to jail because you can't hide diapers under a shirt.
One is small and the Other is small minded!
Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.
Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
By long distance.
Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.
