What do Hillary and Bill have in common?

Both got screwed out of office

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How Many Friend Zoned Men Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!

How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

What's black and doesn't work in an office?

Decaf coffee!

Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.