What do Hillary and Bill have in common?

Both got screwed out of office

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How many boring guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One

How many Buddhists does it take to screw a light bulb?

None. They believe that the enlightenment comes from within.

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What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

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What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?

Ur-ine!"

What's black and doesn't work in an office?

Decaf coffee!