What do Hillary and Bill have in common?

Both got screwed out of office

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How many Vietnam veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but it takes three episodes.

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What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?

A: Everything's $100.

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

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How to get a job without experience ?

Just run for office!

What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?

Ur-ine!"