Why does America use the imperial system?

Because they are behind

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What programming language do they use in Star Wars?

JawaScript

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

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What do you call a bee that lives in America?

USB

How did horses get to America in the 1700's?

On the Hayflower!