Why does America use the imperial system?

Because they are behind

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Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

What do canes and blue pills have in common?

They're both ready for use when a man is limp.

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What does America and my Milk have in common?

Both will go bad in 9 days.

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.