When a programmer is born, what are their first words?

Hello world!"

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What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

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What did the programmer from the biker gang say?

It ain't gonna be soft where my engine nearing!"

Why are programmers so consumeristic?

Because they're object oriented.

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How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.