When a programmer is born, what are their first words?

Hello world!"

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How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

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How do programmers say 'I love you!' ?

You are my MSB.

Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

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Why do American's take letters out of words?

Because they're lazy, and they hate U.

Why can't you see a transgender who's a dad?

Because he's a transparent. Apologies if I could've worded it different.