When a programmer is born, what are their first words?

Hello world!"

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What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

Why is Karl Marx a fan of the Galactic Empire?

He was born ina 1818.

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Which way did the programmer go?

He went data way.

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

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How is this joke similar to a musical about a thesaurus?

Both are a play on words.

What is another word for a rap battle?

Black-on-black rhyme