When a programmer is born, what are their first words?

Hello world!"

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What's the best thing about being born on 9/11/99?

You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday.

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Word,yo.

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.