When a programmer is born, what are their first words?

Hello world!"

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What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

What did one druid say to the other?

Bear with me...

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A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

When a programmer is born, what are their first words?

Hello world!"

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Why do power lines hum?

Because they don't know the words.

What has one "n", two "g"s, an "i", "e", and an "r" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group?

ginger