What do you call a pen with no hair ?

A bald point !

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Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

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Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.