What do you call a pen with no hair ?

A bald point !

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!

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Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania