What do you call a pen with no hair ?

A bald point !

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Why should you wash your hair with counterfeit feces?

Because it's sham poo.

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball

Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.