What do you call a pen with no hair ?

A bald point !

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How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

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Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.