What's the opposite of the word uncle-off-her?

It's an aunt- -him.

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Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

What is the opposite of Turkish?

Pig Latin

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How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

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Why was the baby ant confused?

Because all of it's Uncles were Aunts(Ants)

What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles