What's the opposite of the word uncle-off-her?

It's an aunt- -him.

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What is the opposite of peace?

is the question.

What's the opposite of 4chan?

4chad

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What's the good word?

Legs. Spread the word.

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

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Why was the little ant confused?

Because his uncles are aunts.

How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...