What's the opposite of the word uncle-off-her?

It's an aunt- -him.

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What's the opposite of funny?

answer: Jay Leno

What is the opposite of an autistic?

What is the opposite of an autistic? A Socialist.

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What word starts with N, ends with R, and you never wanna call a black guy?

Neighour

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

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What does my Uncle and my account balance have in common?

I cry whenever I see them.

How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...