What's the opposite of the word uncle-off-her?

It's an aunt- -him.

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Whats the opposite of under?

Der.

What is the opposite of an iPad Mini?

A Maxi Pad

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What is the only word in an English dictionary spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly is the only word spelled I n c o r r e c t l y

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

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What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

What does my Uncle and my account balance have in common?

I cry whenever I see them.