What's the opposite of the word uncle-off-her?

It's an aunt- -him.

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What is the opposite of an autistic?

What is the opposite of an autistic? A Socialist.

What's the opposite of a somersault?

A winter pepper.

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What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

A: FIRETRUCK.

What are the first words Jared Fogle's girlfriend said to him?

Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?"

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What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...

Why an Aunt?

I can understand why an Uncle would be in there.