What's the opposite of the word uncle-off-her?

It's an aunt- -him.

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What is the opposite of a meme?

A youyou

What's the opposite of condescending?

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What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?

Neighbor.

How do you say the word "peanuts" *without* the letter "t"?

Think about it.

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Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

Where is the fire at?

The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)