What's the opposite of the word uncle-off-her?

It's an aunt- -him.

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What's the opposite of Easter?

Wester

What is the opposite of Turkish?

Pig Latin

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What do you call a hurtful play on words?

A Punjab.

What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

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What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.

Where is the fire at?

The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)