What's the opposite of the word uncle-off-her?

It's an aunt- -him.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

What is the opposite of an autist?

A socialist.

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What is another word for a rap battle?

Black-on-black rhyme

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

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Why was the ant so confused?

All of if its uncles are aunts!

Why an Aunt?

I can understand why an Uncle would be in there.