How do programmers say 'I love you!' ?

You are my MSB.

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How do programmers get a sixpack?

int abs = new int23

Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

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Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?

Because he loves to abuse A Minor.

How can you tell if someone loves bacon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you that stupid vegan joke.