How do programmers say 'I love you!' ?

You are my MSB.

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What do you like to drink?

Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d

Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25

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How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

What country do cows love to visit?

Moo Zealand!