Why couldn't I run the Compressed File?

I was missing the important Bits.

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Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

he missed the rains down in africa

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.