Why couldn't I run the Compressed File?

I was missing the important Bits.

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Who's there ! Cynthia ! Cynthia who ?

Cynthia you been away I missed you !

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

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Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.