How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

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Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What do you call a tree that smokes weed?

Snoop Log

Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore?

Because she's taken enough hits.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

Manage Jokes More Manage Jokes

What do you call the guy who manages my apartment building?

The thoooperintendent.

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

Why shouldn't you take the Fourier transform of a square pulse while on a boat?

Because you don't wanna sinc!