How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

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What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

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How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?

A: Throw in a bar of soap.

How do Asians name their babies?

They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.

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How did you manage to stay single for so long?

Single Handedly

What do you call the guy who manages my apartment building?

The thoooperintendent.

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What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

How do boats apologise?

S ry!