Astro Jokes

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

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How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

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Knot Jokes More Knot Jokes

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of boy is he?

A noughty one.

What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?

Eski-moos!

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

Mar Jokes More Mar Jokes

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.

What's a spiders favorite way to learn?

A webinar.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

How many tacos does it take to change a lightbulb?

why don't we have both

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

How do pirates know they exist?

They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!

How can we know atheism exists?

Where's the evidence

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Public Radio hosts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

We'll be back with that answer right after this pledge break.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.