Astro Jokes

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

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How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

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Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's one thing Lance Armstrong can still make money from?

LIESTRONG bracelets.

Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

Tangle Jokes More Tangle Jokes

What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

What is tangled rope in space called?

Astro-knot

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

Why did the Dark Ages existed?

Because there were 'nights.

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

David Bowie Jokes More David Bowie Jokes

What is David Bowie's favourite energy drink?

Redbull Redbull

What does David Bowie get at the supermarket?

Can-cer

Mar Jokes More Mar Jokes

What do you a Mars with water?

Wars

What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

Astro Knot Jokes More Astro Knot Jokes

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.