Astro Jokes

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

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How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

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Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink?

A "casual tea"

What kind of tea does a house drink?

Propertea

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!"

Why are fish so gullible?

They fall for things hook line and sinker!

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What did the spider say when he broke his new web ?

Darn it !

What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Buddhists does it take to screw a light bulb?

None. They believe that the enlightenment comes from within.

Why does it take so long for a pro-lifer to screw in a lightbulb?

They love to watch mistakes being made.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What did the space between two tiles say?

I AM GROUT

What do you call an ant in space ?

Cosmonants & Astronants !

Mar Jokes More Mar Jokes

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"

Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.

How many martial artists does it taek to change a lightbulb?

It only taek won do change a lightbulb.