When is a tree it's loudest?

When it begins to bark.

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What does the beginning of the German alphabet start with?

Not Z.

How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime . . ."

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What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

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What did the dog say to the old tree?

Bark

What do you call a digital tree?

All bark and no byte