When is a tree it's loudest?

When it begins to bark.

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Why do the French not pronounce "h" at the beginning of words?

Because they hate it.

What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!"

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What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

Why do black people have darker skin than other people?

Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside.

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What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark?

A dogfish!