Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

What do you call a guy with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

spit, sallow, and gargle.

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

Wiener Jokes More Wiener Jokes

What do you call a wiener when you take out its intestines?

A halloweener

What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

Sight Jokes More Sight Jokes

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

Urinal Jokes More Urinal Jokes

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)

How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals