Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

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Two guys walk into a bar . . .

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

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When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face?

When her mustache is on fire!

What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

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What the 0 said to the 8 ?

Nice belt, dude !

How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?

Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!

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What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

Why did the hot dog vendor cry?

He burned his wiener

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Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

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How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.