What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?

Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..

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What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9...

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What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ?

Lily !

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What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

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Why should you never high-five a Roman?

They might give you Hi-V back!

What do you call a Roman fighter with curly hair in his teeth?

Gladiator. (Glad he ate her)

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What do you call a Roman fighter with curly hair in his teeth?

Gladiator. (Glad he ate her)

What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth?

Gladiator