What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?

Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..

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Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why didn't Microsoft release Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 ate 9.

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

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What was a poor Roman citizen's favorite breakfast?

Fruity Plebbles.

What do you call a Roman with a wet mustache and a smile?

Gladiator.

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How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife?

He was gladiator

What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.