What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?

Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..

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Why didn't Microsoft release Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 ate 9.

What happened when the chicken ate cement ?

She laid a sidewalk !

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

Why are 490 Romans are funny ?

Because XD Edit : Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here

What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

Gladiator Jokes More Gladiator Jokes

What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator

What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.