Dandy Lion Jokes

What do you call a lion with a fancy hat?

A dandy lion.

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What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

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Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

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What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

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Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

How do you stop a Lion from charging?

have a successful dentistry practise.