Dandy Lion Jokes

What do you call a lion with a fancy hat?

A dandy lion.

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What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

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Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

What do May Flowers Bring?

Pilgrims.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

a lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do scientists wear?

Kelvin Klein

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

Mane Jokes More Mane Jokes

What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !