Dandy Lion Jokes

What do you call a lion with a fancy hat?

A dandy lion.

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What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

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Angela Merkel.

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Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?

Cauliflowers!

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What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !

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Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke?

Because they ror.