Dandy Lion Jokes

What do you call a lion with a fancy hat?

A dandy lion.

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What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

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Why are black people so fast?

Since they run away from lions , but he nearest village is 10km away.....

Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

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What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

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What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

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What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac?

You don't have to bring the flowers.

How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday?

By putting flowers on its grave.