Dandy Lion Jokes

What do you call a lion with a fancy hat?

A dandy lion.

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What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

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What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !

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Why did Lady Gaga wear seashells to the VMAs?

Because B-shells were too small.

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

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What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

How do lions like their steaks?

RAWR

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What do you call a flower in Florida?

Orlando Bloom.

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!