Intervention Jokes

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

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What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

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Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

Why are cars in Russia so slow?

Because they are always stalin.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

How old were you on your last birthday?

Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today.

What is the date in Germany/Brasil today?

7-1. (world cup)

Cosmo Jokes More Cosmo Jokes

What was Carl Sagan's favorite drink?

Cosmos.

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did God say when he saw the first black person?

Ooops, I burnt one!

What do you call the god of cheese?

Cheesus

Define Jokes More Define Jokes

How do you define necrophilia?

The urge to crack open a cold one

What about you?

me: define "child"

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What nationality are Sprinters?

They Russian. I'll also see myself out.

Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!