Intervention Jokes

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

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What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

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Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

What is one item which has never been affected by inflation?

Deer's Balls There are always under a buck

What is the best "bang for your buck"?

Vaseline.

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a pygmy tribe?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why is Reddit full of liberals?

All the conservatives are out working.

Why are black people like sperm?

Only one in a million actually works.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

King Jokes More King Jokes

What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

How did the king die?

He had a bad heir day

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling