Intervention Jokes

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

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What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What is a hipster russian roulette?

You got six cookies and five of them is gluten free.

How does a Russian bomb explode?

Kaboomshki

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

What's the number for poison control?

Dancing With the Stars is on and I need to make sure this will be enough.

What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why were the Three Wise Men covered in soot?

Because they came from afar.

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

What does it take to make Mother Russia pregnant?

A soviet seamen

What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

a soviet