What do you get when you mix a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell-if-I-know!

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What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur

Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

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What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.