What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

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What do you call an Italian with no arms?

Deaf

Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

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How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

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What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".