What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What do you call an archer who got his arms cut off?

Deranged.

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What do you call children who are afraid of Santa ?

They are Clausaphobic

How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.

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Why do hitman always wear gloves?

because theyre always wacking guys off....

How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".