What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

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What do you call an Italian with no arms?

Deaf

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

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What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

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Why do hitman always wear gloves?

because theyre always wacking guys off....

What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.