What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

What do you call a black with no arms?

Trustworthy.

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What is the collective noun for children?

A migraine.

Why can't your children be like my office voice mail?

Seen but not heard

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.