What do you always get on your birthday?

Another year older!birt

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What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies

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What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!

What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.