What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

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What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment

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What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk