What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

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How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

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What was sonic's diet advice to mario?

Gotta go fast

Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

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What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment