What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

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What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment

What do you get from a forgetful cow?

Milk of amnesia!

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What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

What did one leper say to another?

Got yer nose!

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What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.