What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

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What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat?

You can't milk a goat for over 50 years

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

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How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19 . Got a problem with that?

What did one leper say to another?

Got yer nose!

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What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk