What is that the more you desire, the less you can get?

Beautiful girls.

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How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"

What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.

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What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

What is that the more you desire, the less you can get?

Beautiful girls.