What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

Something punny.

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Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

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Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

What's Mario's favorite fruit?

Peach.

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Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?

Because they have cotton balls.

What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

Something punny.