What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

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Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?

They were both driving their cars at the time !

What video game system do police officers play in their cars?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...

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What's going on in this movie?

Him: Lin, I just hit play 90 seconds ago. Me: Wow! New record.

What do you call two hobos hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight

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Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

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What's the best thing to put into a pizza?

Your teeth.

What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You meet new people every day.

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Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers