What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

good karma.

What was the car doing in the dressing room?

Changing attire.

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How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

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What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.

What's the best thing about ISIS jokes?

The execution

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What Would Justin Bieber Do?

scream like a little girl, grab nonexistent testicles & run away awkwardly.

What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle ?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)