What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

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Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

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Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.

What do physics majors do when they hit the club?

They torque it..

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

A: Because she didn't know which one came first!

Why accountants don't read novels?

Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

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What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

What's the best thing about ISIS jokes?

The execution

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Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !