What famous American filmmaker lived in a safe?

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What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

Why does the american loose at billard ?

Beacause he always shoots at the black one.

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What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.