Bastille Day Jokes

What does a french truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!

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Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

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What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ?

A firequaker !

Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

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What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Why did ranch break up with chicken wings?

Because he blue cheese...

What do you want on your tombstone?

Pepperoni and cheese.

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What do you call an eerie French pastry chef?

A crepe.

What do you call a magic dog in French?

A magi-chien.

Nice Day Jokes More Nice Day Jokes

What does a french truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!

Where do Russian Spy's live?

In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)

Independence Day Jokes More Independence Day Jokes

What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

France Jokes More France Jokes

What is a Pokemon's favourite place to go in France?

Paras

What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press

Surrender Jokes More Surrender Jokes

Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

Why do the french hate League of Legends?

They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering