Bastille Day Jokes

What does a french truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!

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Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

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How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

Bastille Jokes More Bastille Jokes

Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

Firework Jokes More Firework Jokes

Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do u call an anorexic women with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

Independence Day Jokes More Independence Day Jokes

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day

France Jokes More France Jokes

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France?

Linoleum Blownapart

Who ruled France until he exploded?

A: Napoleon Blownapart!

Surrender Jokes More Surrender Jokes

What's the famous Confederacy battle cry?

We Surrender!

Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

Nice Day Jokes More Nice Day Jokes

What is a pirates least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.

Where do Russian Spy's live?

In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)