Bastille Day Jokes

What does a french truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!

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Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

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Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

What French city always surrenders first?

Toulouse

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What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

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Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

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Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!

Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

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What do you call a french guy wearing sandals?

Felipe Flop

Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

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What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"

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Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

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What is the movie name?

Independence Day

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)