Bastille Day Jokes

What does a french truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!

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Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

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What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

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What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection?

Quarter-pounder with cheese

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How do you know the toothbrush was made in France?

Anywhere else it would've been the "teethbrush"

What happened in France?

Did they release a GTA Go

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Who's the most unpopular person at the Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch football match?

The person who shouted "Give me an L!"

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

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What is a pirates least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.

Where do Russian Spy's live?

In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)

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Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

What French city always surrenders first?

Toulouse

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Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Why is French body armour so cheap?

They only need it for their back