What do you want on your tombstone?

Pepperoni and cheese.

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Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

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What's it called when you borrow cheese from a friend?

taking out a provoloan

What do you call an arcade in eastern europe?

czech-e-cheese