What do you want on your tombstone?

Pepperoni and cheese.

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Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

What do you call an arcade in eastern europe?

czech-e-cheese