What do you want on your tombstone?

Pepperoni and cheese.

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Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

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Who's there ! Bologna ! Bologna who ?

Bologna & cheese !

Why did the cheese go to the museum?

To get cultured