What do you want on your tombstone?

Pepperoni and cheese.

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What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.