What do you call a half native pirate?

Metis

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What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

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What do you call a half native pirate?

Metis

What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!