What do you call a half native pirate?

Metis

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What do you call a human organ cut in half ?

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What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

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What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

What do you call a half native pirate?

Metis