Where Your Children Are?

Even worse, the next song is called, "Can You Give Me Directions "

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

What song does a car radio play?

A cartoon (car tune).

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix?

He was asking for directions.