Where Your Children Are?

Even worse, the next song is called, "Can You Give Me Directions "

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Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

Why do Mexicans keep naming their child Jesus?

Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human.

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How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What is Rickon Stark's favorite band?

One Direction

How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport?

Terminal velocity.