Where Your Children Are?

Even worse, the next song is called, "Can You Give Me Directions "

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children?

A PDFile.

Where do black parents get gifts for their children?

At Toys We Is

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying ! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG ! !" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

What is the only bent straight line?

Its one direction of course.