Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!

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Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!

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What do your internal organs call their dating life?

Their homie-hoe-status

Why was the whale lonely after his date?

The other whale didn't humpback.

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !

What kind of apple isn't an apple?

A pineapple.