Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!

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What do you call blueberries, raspberries and strawberries inside of a hidden chest?

Berried Treasure.

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

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Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!

What did the pineapple say to the coconut?

Pia Colada!