Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!

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Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.

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Why did the airport luggage checker refuse to date the depressed man?

he had to much baggage

How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

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What's the difference between a pineapple and the White House?

A pineapples pricks are on the outside.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !