Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!

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How do you describe Neapolitan ice cream to someone?

Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry

Why was the strawberry crying?

Because it's mom was in a real jam.

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What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

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What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.