Why are the twin towers and genders so similar?

Because there used to be 2 of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.

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Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside?

Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.