Why should you never trust soap?

It's an emulsive lyer.

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Why can't you trust anything MATTER says?

Because it makes up everything.

Why should you never trust atoms?

They make up everything.

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What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring