Why should you never trust soap?

It's an emulsive lyer.

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What is the definition of trust?

Two cannibals giving each other a blow iob.

How much do I trust reddit?

I went on before seeing the new Star Wars.

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Where do you hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.