What did the dragon say as he entered the party?

Hey, how are you *Alduin*

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What shampoo do dragons prefer?

Head & Smolders

What species are the best rappers?

Dragons, because they're always spittin' fire.

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How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

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Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

What does a bird say when he enters Nofrills?

Cheap, Cheap, Cheap..."