What did the dragon say as he entered the party?

Hey, how are you *Alduin*

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What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

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He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."

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What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

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Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi"