What did the dragon say as he entered the party?

Hey, how are you *Alduin*

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He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."

How to Train Your Dragon 2' Me: Friend: Me: to what?

Friend:

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Why are chickens never invited to the party?

They are always party fowls.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

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Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.