What did the dragon say as he entered the party?

Hey, how are you *Alduin*

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What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

How to Train Your Dragon 2' Me: Friend: Me: to what?

Friend:

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

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What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

How do you enter an Egyptian's tomb?

Tut-an-kham-en