What do you call a cow with no hind legs?

an utter drag

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What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

Hind Leg Jokes More Hind Leg Jokes

What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

What do you call a dog with no hind legs?

Dragon balls!