What do you call a cow with no hind legs?

an utter drag

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What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be?

Beef Jerky.

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Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

Why did they invent the shopping cart?

To teach women to walk on their hind legs.