What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

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What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

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Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

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How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )