What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

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What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde ?

A jet setter !

Wheres my dog gone?

Dead in the trash

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What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

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Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet?

Because his pythons were sick

How do I do that?

he asked. "Carefully" replied the vet.

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How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin