What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

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What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

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What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

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Why Chinese vet never hungry?

Dog have rice.

What does a dog get at the vet?

FIXED

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How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )