No hard feelings.
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Baghdad!
I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.
Because she was seeing somebody on the side.
How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men
You give her a test-tickle.
They both leave me sticky fingers. 7
Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one
A precipuss.
Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.
With an ithberg
The girls get older, but he stays the same age" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)
He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.
Nothing.
Just feel around. It's not hard.
Kick his sister in the jaw.
Kick his sister's jaw in.
