No hard feelings.
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LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.
Data!
There were too many vets.
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
Your wife.
The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.
A glowberman pinscher!
For smoking in bed.
To see how long she slept.
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
Praise the Load
Kick his sister's jaw in.
Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)
Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"
