What do communists clean first when they do their laundry?

Their Linens

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What do you call a communist who's also a good sniper?

a Marxman

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

What do you do when you see an epileptic throwing a fit in a bath tub?

You throw in some laundry and detergent.

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How does a Reaver clean his spear?

He puts it in the Wash.

Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

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What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

What is a communist's favorite fabric?

Linen.