Why can't Chinese people have white babies?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

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How does a Chinese man start a religious video?

Press pray.

What's a Chinese woman called with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).

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Why can't Asian parents make a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white

Why can't Asians make white babies?

Because two Wongs don't make a white

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Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

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What did the asian parents call their retarded son?

Sum ting wong

Why are there no white chinese people?

It's because two Wongs don't make a white.