Why can't Chinese people have white babies?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

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Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.

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Why can't two Chinese people make a white baby?

Because two Wongs don't make a white

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There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.