How do you get dragon milk?

A cow with short legs

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Why do cows poop carrots?

BECAUSE THEY'RE CARROT COWS!!!

What do you call it when a cow goes on holiday?

A vaccation

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What do you get from a short-legged cow?

Dragon milk!

How do you get dragon milk?

A cow with short legs

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Which reindeer have the shortest legs?

The smallest ones.

What do you call a woman with one short leg?

ilene.