How do you get dragon milk?

A cow with short legs

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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

What did the cow say to the masked robber?

A: Moo.

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What do you get from a short-legged cow?

Dragon milk!

Where do you find dragon milk?

Short legged cows

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How do you get dragon milk?

A cow with short legs

Which reindeer have the shortest legs?

The smallest ones.