How do you get dragon milk?

A cow with short legs

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Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

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Where do you find dragon milk?

Short legged cows

What do you get from a short-legged cow?

Dragon milk!

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How do you get dragon milk?

A cow with short legs

Which reindeer have the shortest legs?

The smallest ones.