How do you get dragon milk?

A cow with short legs

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How do cows go from one town to another?

they cowmmute.

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

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How do you get dragon milk?

A cow with short legs

What do you get from a short-legged cow?

Dragon milk!

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How do you get dragon milk?

A cow with short legs

What do you call a dog with short legs and steel balls?

Sparky