Dragon Milk Jokes

Where do you find dragon milk?

Short legged cows

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How do you get dragon milk?

A cow with short legs

What do you get from a short-legged cow?

Dragon milk!

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He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

What time of day are you not able to find your watch?

4:04

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What do you call a dog with short legs and steel balls?

Sparky

Which reindeer have the shortest legs?

The smallest ones.

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Where do you find dragon milk?

Short legged cows

What do you get from a short-legged cow?

Dragon milk!

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What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

Where do cows go to hang out?

The slaughterhouse. Emphasis on **hang**.