Dragon Milk Jokes

Where do you find dragon milk?

Short legged cows

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How do you get dragon milk?

A cow with short legs

What do you get from a short-legged cow?

Dragon milk!

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How did the jury find the hamburger?

Grill-ty as charred!

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Where do you find dragon milk?

Short legged cows

What do you get from a short-legged cow?

Dragon milk!

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How do you get dragon milk?

A cow with short legs

Which reindeer have the shortest legs?

The smallest ones.

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What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him?

He mooved