Short Legged Cow Jokes

Where do you find dragon milk?

Short legged cows

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What do you get from a short-legged cow?

Dragon milk!

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What do you call a woman with one short leg?

ilene.

How do you get dragon milk?

A cow with short legs

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How do you get dragon milk?

A cow with short legs

Where do you find dragon milk?

Short legged cows

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What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

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How are beer nuts like deer nuts?

You can find a small bag of each under a buck.

Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)