What did Davy Crockett say when he showed up to the Alamo?

What are all these landscapers doing here?"

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What did Davy Crockett say when he showed up to the Alamo?

What are all these landscapers doing here?"

Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.

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What did Davy Crockett say when he showed up to the Alamo?

What are all these landscapers doing here?"

How does Davy Crockett take his pie?

A'lamode

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What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.