Detergent Jokes

What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic throwing a fit in a bath tub?

You throw in some laundry and detergent.

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

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Tide

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