Detergent Jokes

What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic throwing a fit in a bath tub?

You throw in some laundry and detergent.

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

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Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

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Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

Why should Steve Irwin have put on sunscreen?

To protect himself from the harmful rays.

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What color is the most metal?

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Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

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Apologize Jokes More Apologize Jokes

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

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