What do you call a epileptic roman emperor?

Just had a Seizure. (too those who dont get it read it out loud quickly)

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What's black and white and read all over?

The newspaper.

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

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How do you say goodbye to an epileptic?

Seizure later

What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.