What do you call a epileptic roman emperor?

Just had a Seizure. (too those who dont get it read it out loud quickly)

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Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

What book you reading there?

Me: 'How To Kidnap A Coworker' CW:... Me: Not you, Karen. A pretty one.

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What do you call a epileptic roman emperor?

Just had a Seizure. (too those who dont get it read it out loud quickly)

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap