What do you call a epileptic roman emperor?

Just had a Seizure. (too those who dont get it read it out loud quickly)

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What does a frog that can read say?

Reddit...reddit...

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

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What do you call a seizure you have while mining?

An ore spasm.

What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your laundry in.