What do you call an epileptic giving someone a pat-down?

A search and SEIZURE

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What do you call an epileptic giving someone a pat-down?

A search and SEIZURE

What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in?

Rome.

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What do you call an epileptic giving someone a pat-down?

A search and SEIZURE

Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

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Why is owning a Prius difficult?

It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know