What do you call an epileptic giving someone a pat-down?

A search and SEIZURE

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What do you call an epileptic giving someone a pat-down?

A search and SEIZURE

What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in?

Rome.

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What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.

Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

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What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control