What do you call an epileptic giving someone a pat-down?

A search and SEIZURE

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What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in?

Rome.

Why did the North Korean defect to South Korea?

He did some seoul searching.

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What do you call it when a white man dancing has a seizure?

An improvement.

What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

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What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.