What do you call an epileptic giving someone a pat-down?

A search and SEIZURE

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What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits' home?

A search warren!

Why haven't we found aliens yet ?

because they are searching for intelligent life too.

Seizure Jokes More Seizure Jokes

What do you call a epileptic roman emperor?

Just had a Seizure. (too those who dont get it read it out loud quickly)

What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your laundry in.

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Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.