Goodbye Jokes

How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

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How do you say goodbye to an epileptic?

Seizure later

How do you say goodbye to an Indonesian?

with a big wave

How do you say goodbye to 230,000 Indonesians?

A big wave.

How do you say goodbye to a thousand Japanese people?

A big wave

How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

How do you say goodbye to German cheese?

Velveetazane

How do you say goodbye in Arabic?

BOOM!"

What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer?

Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"

How does a sociopath say goodbye?

Manip-ya-later!

How do you say goodbye to two people in Spanish?

Adidos!

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When you have babies on purpose

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Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden?

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You know they won't be seeing other people.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

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What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

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What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

Seizure Jokes More Seizure Jokes

What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

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Word Jokes More Word Jokes

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb?

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Jockey Jokes More Jockey Jokes

Why do the horses hate the jockey?

Because he's a horse racist.

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!