Goodbye Jokes

How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

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How do you say goodbye to an epileptic?

Seizure later

How do you say goodbye to an Indonesian?

with a big wave

How do you say goodbye to 230,000 Indonesians?

A big wave.

How do you say goodbye to a thousand Japanese people?

A big wave

How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

How do you say goodbye to German cheese?

Velveetazane

How do you say goodbye in Arabic?

BOOM!"

What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer?

Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"

How does a sociopath say goodbye?

Manip-ya-later!

How do you say goodbye to two people in Spanish?

Adidos!

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Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

What do you say to pasta that gets thrown out?

Hasta la pasta baby.

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Take the parent out of the water

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Smoke on the water. ... My most sincere apologies.

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It tears your apart.

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What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.