Goodbye Jokes

How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

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How do you say goodbye to an epileptic?

Seizure later

How do you say goodbye to an Indonesian?

with a big wave

How do you say goodbye to 230,000 Indonesians?

A big wave.

How do you say goodbye to a thousand Japanese people?

A big wave

How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

How do you say goodbye to German cheese?

Velveetazane

How do you say goodbye in Arabic?

BOOM!"

What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer?

Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"

How does a sociopath say goodbye?

Manip-ya-later!

How do you say goodbye to two people in Spanish?

Adidos!

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Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

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What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath

How does a sociopath say goodbye?

Manip-ya-later!

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

What two words have thousands of letters in them?

Post office.

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

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How did the Greek army separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What happened to the Arm &amp?

Hammer Deodorant car?

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo... LOL

How do all races end in the desert?

In a cacti!

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.