What sound does a fratboy make when he hits the water?

DOUCHE

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Because he mist it.

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The water washes away her tears

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Why was Fernando Alonso upside down?

Because he Haas been hit!

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I hit that.

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How does a Plutonium Gun sounds like?

Pu! Pu! Pu!

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allahu ackbar!!

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She wanted to chanel her inner child

What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!