What sound does a fratboy make when he hits the water?

DOUCHE

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

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Why do stormtroopers make good drivers?

They won't ever hit anything.

Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.

Douche Jokes More Douche Jokes

What do u get when u mix a douche and a tool?

Scottsdale.

What sound does a fratboy make when he hits the water?

DOUCHE