That's not real. 10yo: Now you're in doubt! Me: But... 10yo: ALBATROUT
The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!
Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."
He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)
Eggnog-stic.
My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.