That's not real. 10yo: Now you're in doubt! Me: But... 10yo: ALBATROUT
Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it
HER: I'll have the s- ME: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY !
Eggnog-stic.
My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.