That's not real. 10yo: Now you're in doubt! Me: But... 10yo: ALBATROUT
I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?
You boil the hell out of it
Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.
He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)
10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.
My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.