That's not real. 10yo: Now you're in doubt! Me: But... 10yo: ALBATROUT
Barbiecue.
They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.
Eggnog-stic.
Nobody nose. My 8-year-old niece claims she made this up. I have my doubts.
My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.